User blog:Stamppenguin/THE FIRST EPF AGENT?

I've been on this island long enough to know how everything works. I know how to drill, dance, throw snowballs, and be a psa agent. I also am a epf agent. But that got me thinking. Who was the first epf agent? I aksed penguins all around the town, plaza, pizza parlor, and cave mine. But they all had different answers. I dicited to ask stu (a penguins who seems to knows all) about it. But he just kept dancing like nothing happened. Days passed with this question on my head. Who was it? Who was it? Who was it? My brain was telling me to ask a professional, but i already had. But then my brain ntold me to ask a professional professional. Gary The Gadget Guy. I went to the ski village and went into the everyday phoning facility and went down the psa tube to the psa room. Gary was sitting in a chair drinking fresh coffee. He looked at me and said, "Hello." I said hello back and asked him my question. He thought for a moment, like he didn't know the answer himself, and then he said, "I think it was The Director." So! Case solved! I left without a goodbye (which now i realize it was rude) and went back up the tube to write this. I will do more of these blogs. Answering questions. But for now i have to go have fun. Goodbye!