User blog comment:Jesus Valdes Aran/Earth Day Party Catalog (Fanmade)/@comment-40244464-20200416015239

Woah there pal, I think you may be expecting something way too big. The newspaper said we'll be getting a "very small" event... and when the newspaper itself says that, boy you know they mean it. Wouldn't be surprised if we didn't even get a proper catalog for this party.

That said, I like your ideas. Some items don't really fit the party imo, but honestly you had me at "Elephant Costume".