User:PerapinCP/Stories/2021

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Here you can read all of the 2021 stories from my EPF squad.

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A new era begins
This story is partially declassified.

A gloomy and foggy atmosphere takes over the island and many places are transformed. A girl who goes by the name of Miss Grimface grumbles at Darla Rae at the Ski Village. She jumps into a well to look for something but struggles to get back up. Two helpers arrive and throw in a rope. They both pull and pull as Miss Grimface struggles to get out of the well. Finally, Miss Grimface makes it out of the well. She is seen holding a jar of eyeballs, and exclaims that it's a Horcrux for The Dark Lord, and now she will be able to bring him to life.

She explains that darkness will be coming, and some of it has already arrived and affected the environment with the Noir Party.

Trivia

 * A Horcrux is an object in which a fragment of someone's soul is hidden in, in order to become immortal. A Horcrux can only be created after committing murder, which The Dark Lord has done.

Prehistoric Disasters
This story is partially declassified.

As the Prehistoric Party started, Perapin took a vacation to avoid encounters of dinosaurs that could harm him. A massive purple meteor crash landed at the Dock weeks prior. The meteor is emanating purple energy. Darla Rae observes a strange black triangle appearing above the meteor. A dark cloak figure steps out of it, floats down, and starts absorbing energy from the meteor. Darla Rae realizes this figure is The Dark Lord, returned from the dead by the use of a Horcrux.

Buddydog6 enters the scene and confronts The Dark Lord.

Buddydog6: I WILL END YOU!

The Dark Lord shares that he has absorbed so much energy from the meteor, and mentions that he shall be immortal.

The Dark Lord: YOU WANT TO SEE ENTERTAINMENT!?

Buddydog6: OH NO

Darla Rae: Oh God

Buddydog6: HE'S YELLING. DARLA TAKE COVER

Buddydog6 takes cover by some Inner Tubes and shakes like a leaf. Darla Rae aims an arrow at The Dark Lord. The arrow is fired but The Dark Lord absorbs it. The Dark Lord then absorbs energy from Buddydog6, shapeshifting himself to Buddydog6's penguin form, wearing a baseball outfit, sunglasses, and blonde hair. Buddydog6 puts on some EPF gear, confident he can take on The Dark Lord while he is impersonating him. At the Beach, The Dark Lord asks if Buddydog6 is a clown. Buddydog6 says he isn't a clown. The Dark Lord asks why Buddydog6 keeps going to the circus? Buddydog6 grabs and restrains The Dark Lord, and creates a hole in the snow. He then buries The Dark Lord in the snow. Later, a magical cloud appears over the burial place, and exhumes The Dark Lord.

The Dark Lord still appears in Buddydog6's form, but he appears bloodied from the fight and now has grey, frizzy hair. The Dark Lord then races for the Time Trekker. He gets inside and starts messing with the controls, pushing buttons and turning the steering wheels. The EPF team try hard to correct the course. Darla Rae fires an arrow at The Dark Lord.

The Dark Lord: AAAH!

The Dark Lord pulls out the arrow.

The Dark Lord: ARGH!!

Injured, The Dark Lord leaves. Buddydog6 and Darla Rae later find him back in his cloaked and powerful form at the Dock. He is seen floating and absorbing energy from the purple meteor. Buddydog6 quietly talks to Darla Rae.

Darla Rae: Yes buddydog?

Buddydog6: We need to talk for a second - about this whole thing

Darla Rae: Alright

Buddydog6: We will text

The Dark Lord: "chuckles"

(text message) Buddydog6: I don't wanna do anything for this guy. I'm not working for him

(text message) Darla Rae: I know, but if we become his faithful servants, maybe he will tell us his secrets

(text message) Buddydog6: Yeah true!

(text message) Darla Rae: We could take him down from the inside

(text message) Buddydog6: Yes! We need to find out his weakness!

Buddydog6 approaches The Dark Lord in peace. He tells The Dark Lord he wants to give him a gift.

The Dark Lord: A gift?

Buddydog6 pulls out a toy watch.

Buddydog6: It's a friendship thing. It means we will always be on your side. Right Darla? Ahem

Darla Rae: Yes, of course!

The Dark Lord: Throw it away

Buddydog6: NO WAY. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SPENT ON THAT?

The Dark Lord: Dew as I say

Darla Rae watches from afar, while mildly confused.

Buddydog6: YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR SERVANT! I WANNA FIGHT

The Dark Lord: You are not loyal

Darla Rae: Fighting will never work Buddydog

Buddydog6 gets back to texting.

(text message) Buddydog6: Find his weakness

(text message) Darla Rae: I will!

Buddydog6 eventually leaves. Darla Rae decides to join The Dark Lord as a reparation for past behavior, but The Dark Lord tells her to leave her bow and arrow behind. Darla Rae hesitantly puts her bow and arrow on the snow. The Dark Lord tells Darla Rae to go to a campsite in the Prehistoric Era, where a servant of the Dark Empire will meet her and provide work.

Darla Rae makes her way to the campsite. At the campsite is a tent made of two rocks and a fire, and some rocks to sit on. Darla Rae receives a text from Buddydog6 asking where she is.

(text message) Darla Rae: Near a campsite. I don't know

(text message) Buddydog6: Very dangerous stuff

(text message) Darla Rae: I know

A glint near a rock catches Darla Rae's eye.

(text message) Buddydog6: If I don't see you back in a few minutes I'm coming over

Darla Rae goes over to the rock to investigate. She spots a gold ring shining.

(text message) Buddydog6: Let me know if something weird happens

Darla Rae ponders whether the ring could be a trap, but she eventually decides to pick it up. Buddydog6 sees that Darla Rae hasn't texted in a while, so he goes to the Prehistoric Era via the Time Trekker to watch Darla Rae from afar. A slightly elderly matron arrives at the campsite. She has light blonde hair and an old dress. She asks Darla Rae to follow her to meet Darth Symbonic, who will provide tasks to do.

The matron waddles on a specific route in the Prehistoric Era, with Darla Rae following closely. While on the way to the Yum Yum place, the matron places down some meat for the dinosaurs to eat. The matron asks Darla Rae to wash herself in the prehistoric tub of water before Darth Symbonic arrives. Darla Rae goes in the tub. Later, the matron comes back and appears disappointed. She observes the water which is still clear. She says that Darla Rae hasn't washed. Darla Rae insists she did wash herself. The matron replies that the water isn't dirty, therefore Darla Rae has not washed properly.

Suddenly Buddydog6 appears and gets angry at the matron for being a grouse and harasses her. The matron raises her voice in anger. Soon enough Darth Symbonic arrives with his parrot, Patchy. At the door, the matron complains about the man harassing her (Buddydog6), and says that the worker (Darla Rae) has not dressed or washed properly. Darth Symbonic enters the scene and the matron leaves.

Darth Symbonic checks Darla Rae's belongings and finds the gold ring Darla Rae took. He says that this is his gold ring and he doesn't trust a thief to work for him. Darla Rae insists she did not mean to steal and hands over the ring to Darth Symbonic. Somewhat reluctantly, Darth Symbonic allows Darla Rae to work for him. He orders Darla Rae to help him make some money for the Dark Empire.

Darth Symbonic finds Moo at the Town Center. Rather than calling her by her name, he disrespectfully calls her "mod". He asks for Moo's autograph, which Moo signs. Immediately after, Darth Symbonic starts advertising that he is selling Moo's autograph.

Darth Symbonic: BUY BUY BUY

Darla Rae: BUY BUY BUY

An auction starts and Darth Symbonic manages to get a hefty amount of coins for the autograph. He also starts talking in the Town with sponsored messages, which provide him some revenue in return for the sponsored message. Later, Darla Rae is ordered to mine at the Cave Mine for coins. Darth Symbonic says the money that has been mined will go towards an investment to help the Dark Empire. Darla Rae does not feel too pleased doing manual labor and wonders where the money will be going.

Eventually, Darla Rae turns against Darth Symbonic. She overhears a phone conversation where Darth Symbonic discusses progress of his plans. She gets a new bow and arrow and fires at Darth Symbonic. Patchy the parrot, who was on Darth Symbonic's shoulder, gets killed by the arrow instead.

Darth Symbonic: NO!!!

Darth Symbonic leaves the scene. Darla Rae and Moo encounter Darth Symbonic later at the Town Center. Moo questions how Darla Rae accidentally killed a parrot. Darth Symbonic mentions that The Dark Lord will arrive shortly to punish Darla Rae. In a few minutes, The Dark Lord makes his entrance. He leads her to the Prehistoric Era to the Scary Ice. A sound of movement is heard and a hiss. Darla Rae realizes The Dark Lord is summoning the Titanoboa, one of the largest snakes to have slithered on the Earth in prehistoric times. The Titanoboa then injures Darla Rae.

Days later, Darla Rae spots an aqua penguin with a New Player Red Baseball Hat at the Snow Forts. He takes his Green Motorbike and puts it inside the Time Trekker. Both Darla Rae and the motorbike dude travel to the Prehistoric Era. The motorbike dude is in for the thrill. He starts his motorcycle engine and rides through the prehistoric times. Eventually, Darla Rae finds him in an accident by a river.

Motorbike Dude: This is gonna sound cringe, but I took a major L going on that river, and I think my motorcycle broke.

Darla Rae: Oh dear. Do you want to borrow my skateboard?

Motorbike Dude: Only my bestie knows how to skateboard

Darla Rae: Hm, I could maybe try and help you fix your motorcycle. I'm not great with tech, but I could try to help

Motorbike Dude: How much I gotta pay?

Darla Rae: I don't need payment, it's free

Motorbike Dude: BRUH. Seriously?

Darla Rae: Yup, I'll fix it out of the goodness of my heart. It's free

Motorbike Dude: YOU'RE CAPPING

Darla Rae: No cap

Motorbike Dude: You a real one. I stan you

Darla Rae successfully fixes the motorcycle. The motorbike dude happily drives off but then falls into a trench and crashes the front tire on a big sharp rock. Darla Rae finds the motorbike dude in a predicament again. She explains that the prehistoric times aren't exactly motorcycle friendly. She creates a wheel to replace the front wheel. While she fits the wheel on, the sound of the Titanoboa slithering is heard. The motorbike dude is scared and drives off in the trench as soon as the wheel is fitted, but the trench is too steep for the motorcycle to climb. The slithering gets closer and closer. Darla Rae puts some rocks down to help with the climb. The motorbike dude frantically gets out of the trench. Darla Rae and the motorbike dude make a run for it, but they reach a dead end. The Titanoboa snake notices the motorbike dude and gobbles him up and hisses after his screaming. Darla Rae feels disgusted. The Titanoboa then leaves.

Darla Rae heads to the EPF Command Room to report the incident. She finds a fellow EPF Agent wearing a Tour Guide Hat and reports what happened. The Tour Guide Agent speaks badly of The Dark Lord. A quick flick of magic light hits him, seemingly out of nowhere. He starts struggling to speak clearly, then mumbles. Darla Rae can't understand what he's saying. Another flick of magic light hits Darla Rae. She notices the Tour Guide sign and realizes she can't read it in English anymore, and can't comprehend why she suddenly can't read. A Ball and Chain is magically moved onto the Tour Guide Agent's leg. Eventually, a green jet of light silently attacks the Tour Guide Agent, killing him.

The Dark Lord makes his appearance upstairs, the one behind the magic after all. The spell wears off on Darla Rae, and she can read English again. Darla Rae holds a sword and confronts The Dark Lord. She tries to negotiate peace after all the murders. The Dark Lord is intrigued but will only wish to discuss further if Darla Rae puts her sword down. Regretfully, Darla Rae puts the sword down which The Dark Lord happily picks up after.

The Dark Lord states that he will not seek peace if the EPF keeps doing bad deeds such as threatening or killing parrots, and that it isn't right for the Dark Empire to stand by and watch it happen. Darla Rae acknowledges that's a good point, but is fearful for her friends. The Dark Lord says that those who have been stopped by the Dark Empire have learned their lesson. Darla Rae is outraged by this statement and struggles to make a peace deal that The Dark Lord will accept. Before The Dark Lord leaves and chucks the sword down the Command Room's stairs, he warns that as a consequence, a horrible event will be destined to happen to Club Penguin Rewritten later in 2021.